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Love And Mercy And Making Out
A German couple and their son relocate to Hammerfest, Norway, where the sunless days and the stress of new work start to pull them apart. Then Maria, the mother, accidentally hits a girl with her car...
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Sex And The Somnambulist
What is sex like for a sleepwalker? We're not talking about sexsomnia, which we've seen in hyper-stylized action. Is there a chance that Maria Yasnaya here could be eaten out so well that she falls...
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“Things To Do Before You’re 30″: Fuck-It List, Not Bucket List
Sex in the back of a car? Check. Steamed up windows? Check (way to complete your "Titanic" fantasies, too). Interrupted by friends? You betcha. Only one person orgasms? Yes! You did it! You're...
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Sienna Miller Beats “Two Jacks” Every Time
What's a Sienna Miller? It's a pair of boobs lying back on the bed. Don't you know from poker? It's definitely a rare hand--the last time we encountered Sienna was two years ago--but it's an...
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Lake Bell And Katie Aselton Get Naked, Primal, And Powerful
Three friends go on a camping trip on a small, uninhabited island, but they let petty squabbles flare up and they bicker furiously. Then three unhinged soldiers attack them. Do they flee in fear? Yes,...
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Our “Best Offer” Is Sylvia Hoeks Banging Geoffrey Rush
How does that sound to you? Good? Great? Like something you wrote about in your diary and are both upset and relieved that someone else brought it to life first? And if that's not enough, you can also...
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Banging On Burlap With Danielle Spencer
No, you're not still dreaming, that is indeed a young Russell Crowe. And if you're thinking of the Danielle Spencer who played Dee Thomas in "What's Happening!!" back in the day, you're thinking of...
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Netflix Picks: Flesh Al Fresco
It's too damn hot in New York right now, and we have to stay in the office with our broken air conditioner. Where would we rather be? The park. The forest. We long to be outside, frolicking in the...
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The Body In Water Is The Most Beautiful Of All
Poor Sammy Smalls (Cristin Milioti) has a crush on a boy who thinks she's too immature and sexually inexperienced to date. Sammy, don't listen to that nonsense. You just take your grandma, hit the...
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Strippers And Gangsters And Spanking, Oh My!
Strippers hanging out with thugs, criminals spending their free time in strip clubs, private dances turning into assassinations: these are classic tropes of the modern crime film. We're so used to...
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“Blame It On Rio”? We’d Rather Thank Rio For The Boobs
If not for Rio, we never would've seen Demi Moore and Michelle Johnson go topless and make Michael Caine uncomfortable! If they had decided to make a movie called "Blame It on Reykjavik," we'd be...
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Matter Of Fact, Sex Happens Now
We very much appreciate Magdalena Berus's attitude towards sex in "Bejbi Blues." She's not looking for candlelight or a sensual massage; her aims are simple, her desires are within reach, and when she...
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The Camera Adds Ten Pounds Of Lust
Ever wonder how photographers end up with naked women in front of them? It's not the innate charm of the artist, it's the power of the camera. It bends light so clothes don't fit and skin feels...
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And Where’s Our Sun-Drenched Ibiza Sex Vacation?
It's hard to think about vacation destinations for what they really are. When you think about Ibiza, you don't think about the line to get into the crowded club, you think about white-sand beaches and...
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Is That A “Python” Or Are You Happy To See LoriDawn Messuri? Both!
Is it fair of us to think of LoriDawn Messuri as a softcore goddess? We know she's appeared in non-smutty contexts--like "Party of Five" and "The Bold and the Beautiful"--but we always think of her as...
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Netflix Picks: The Journey Is The Breastination
Have you started planning any summer vacations yet? We haven't. Porn never sleeps, and more importantly, we're too poor to travel. Still, we have our escapes planned out--escapes of the mind. Join us...
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Laetitia Casta’s Breath Turns Us On (Her Ass Helps, Too)
We've praised Laetitia's tushie before, so allow us to ignore her beautiful backside for a moment and focus on the intense and breathy sex that Laetitia is engaging in with Benoit Poelvoorde. Yes,...
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Carly Craig And Jessica Morris Make Excellent “Role Models”
Is it possible to set a good example for the youths and be an upstanding citizen in the presence of boobs? No? Yes? We don't know, but Jessica Morris and Carly Craig have inspired us to be honest...
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Life Is A Series Of Naked Adventures In Bed
Oh sure, there are things you have to do with your clothes on and/or out in the world, but we see those as detours--little pathways you get chased down on the way to another bed. Who chases you?...
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Watch This Russian Pop Star Have Sex In Slow Motion!
Zhanna Friske is kind of a big deal. She was initially in a pop group in the late '90s but since starting her solo career, she's had songs top the charts in all Russian-speaking countries....
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