The Body In Water Is The Most Beautiful Of All

Poor Sammy Smalls (Cristin Milioti) has a crush on a boy who thinks she's too immature and sexually inexperienced to date. Sammy, don't listen to that nonsense. You just take your grandma, hit the nearest pool, and go for a naked swim. The water finds you wise, womanly, and sexy as hell. We are inclined to agree with it.