“Things To Do Before You’re 30″: Fuck-It List, Not Bucket List

Sex in the back of a car? Check. Steamed up windows? Check (way to complete your "Titanic" fantasies, too). Interrupted by friends? You betcha. Only one person orgasms? Yes! You did it! You're officially ready to be an adult now; stress about auto insurance will prevent you from ever again fucking in the backseat.