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“I Answered The Phone, So I Deserve A Huge Orgasm”
Nobody actually says that in this clip, but we know what's going through Greta Scacchi's mind when she rouses from her slumber to pick up the phone; her reward for quickly becoming conscious should be...
View ArticleEver Seen Kate Walsh Have Sex While An Old Lady Reads The Paper?
No? Then you haven't seen "Three Below Zero," the story of three people stuck in the laundry room of a New York apartment building during the hottest day of summer. Kate's character has a fiance, but...
View ArticleTatiana Becquet Wanders Through Art And Lust In “Je”
"Je" is a French short film from last year about a penniless photographer (Tatiana Becquet) living with her grandmother and moving from relationship to relationship without rhyme or reason. In...
View ArticleNetflix Picks: Masturbation En Français
When we started working on today's Netflix Picks, we just wanted to showcase some movies that feature graphic masturbation. Coincidentally, we ended up with two French movies that both start with the...
View ArticleOh That Renoir And His Taste In Merkins Women
It's the French Riviera in the summer of 1915, and Jean Renoir--son of the Impressionist painter, Pierre-Auguste--is home to convalesce after being wounded in the war. Fortunately, he has a lovely...
View ArticleIf Only Vampire Babes Would Fight/Fuck Over Us
Color us completely jealous, because this right here is a guy who's caught in the axis of a vampire love triangle with Josephine de la Baume (the face/body of Agent Provocateur) and Roxane Mesquida...
View ArticleThe Memory Of Hot Sex Is A Double-Edged Sword
We've all been in Helena af Sandeberg's shoes before, stuck in that mental space when you're half remembering and half being haunted by the memory of some great sex from your past. You want to savor...
View ArticleOur Favorite “Short Stories” All Involve Lubov Novikova’s Butt
Lubov Novikova (her name means "love") is a gorgeous petite Russian actress and she is sexing it up all over the place in this film right here. In the bed, against the wall, on the floor, stuck in...
View ArticleYour New Exercise Plan: Naked Jogging And Threesomes
Whenever someone wants us to try CrossFit, they say, "Come on, join the herd!" We always picture them running naked and dirty through the woods and water, screaming at the sky, and then fucking like...
View ArticleRosario Dawson’s Full Frontal Scene, Now In Motion!
Last week, we got our first glimpse at Rosario Dawson's full frontal action in "Trance." Today, because the internet is a wonderfully sleazy place, we give you a clip of Rosario's nude scenes--with...
View ArticleYou’ll See A Bit Of Yourself In “My Awkward Sexual Adventure”
Maybe no one ever instructed you on how to give cunnilingus, maybe you've never found yourself checking your phone during a threesome, but even if you've been Lord of the Hump from the minute you...
View ArticleNetflix Picks: Doin’ It With Aliens
We know how you feel. You bought that metallic blue Alien Fleshlight with the two clitorises (clitori? clitorae?) and you've run out of UFO porn to use it with. Fear not, for the mainstream loves...
View ArticleSomehow We Missed Olga Kurylenko And Rachel McAdams’s Sex Scenes
That is, we missed the one movie that has sex scenes with both of them: "To the Wonder." We definitely haven't missed Olga Kurylenko's other sex scenes--we're Kurylenko scholars of the highest degree....
View ArticleDon’t Let America Olivo Turn You Into A “Maniac”
As far as sex in horror films goes, this is actually pretty refreshing! Instead of having the erotic action directly lead up to something gory, America Olivo's sex habits contribute to her son's...
View ArticleWhen A Man Loves A Ghost Woman
Tommy Lee Jones is a private detective whose client has asked him to convince his ex-wife, Virginia Madsen, to leave him alone. There's only one problem: Virginia is already dead. Does Tommy know that...
View ArticleNetflix Picks: Because You Can’t Fap To Books
It's definitely possible to get off while reading. All we're saying is that it's difficult, especially if there's a two-handed method you're fond of using on yourself. Why not save yourself the paper...
View ArticleWhen The Crown Of Thorns Meets The Tube Top
If you think "Borgia" is the only place where you can find hypersexualized appropriations of religious imagery, then think again! The sexploitation era was all about it, and that's abundantly clear in...
View ArticleIt’s Post-Apocalyptic Australian Lesbian Smut VHS Time!
So there's this world, right? It's like ours, but it's ruled by a big computer who divides everyone into the haves and the have-nots. Also, there's a magazine that's hired some photographer named...
View ArticleOur New Thing Is Snorkel Babes
Though brief, these moments with Anna Maria Sturm have been enlightening. Never before have we appreciated the strange geometry of goggles and a snorkel on the face of a beautiful, topless, German...
View ArticleNetflix Picks: Creepy, Crawly, Possibly Cuddly
One of the signs that spring is here is the appearance of winged ants! Why, just the other day, we were sitting on a bench outside the office and realized we were fucking surrounded by swarms and...
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