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Everybody Needs A Helping Hand From Escorts Now And Then
Hey, you know that Alex Karpovsky, the guy who plays Ray on "Girls"? Well, he recently wrote and directed a couple of films, and one of them is a psychosexual thriller about a lab technician who's...
View ArticleShe’s Being Investigated For Having Really, Really Nice Breasts
The real story is that this Varg character is investigating a series of murders in connection with his best friend's band and wife, with whom Varg has romantic tension. However, this clip really makes...
View ArticleNothing Beats A Hole In The Wall Perv Session
We don't care what kind of periscopes, hidden cameras, or thermal imaging goggles you have, nothing will ever replace the hole in the wall as king of voyeuristic mediums. It worked for Peeping Tom and...
View ArticleThe White Coat Advantage, Or Only Doctors Can Shtup Friends’ Wives
This clip goes in a way different direction than we expect it to: Katharina Bohm steps out of the shower with a look of shock on her face and... her husband's friend is there, and it's fine that he's...
View ArticleSex On The Balcony: Not Even Once
Perhaps this sort of video is a bit jarring for the first post of the day ("Good morning! You're going to fall to your doom!"), but we swear it's actually a hot clip before the peril shows up. Silent...
View ArticleNetflix Picks: Tales Of Horny Japanese Romance
We don't have any topical reason for showing you two Japanese films today; we just happened to see these in Netflix's catalog and said, "These are perfectly smutty, sweet, and absurd! The public will...
View ArticleThe Father Of Modern Neurology Was Apparently Pretty Horny
"Augustine" is a film about the legendary 19th century neurology pioneer Dr. Jean-Martin Charcot and his relationship with his star patient, a kitchen maid who is left partially paralyzed after a...
View Article“Dracula” Knows That Real Vampires Like Boobs And Mayhem
You can keep your emotional daywalking vampires who try to resist their bloodlust and value "normality." As far as we're concerned, the only real vampires in this world are the ones who poison entire...
View ArticleHow Many Boobs Should Be In A Film Called “Casting Couch”?
The story is about six dudes who have trouble meeting girls, and in order to remedy their loneliness, they hold auditions for a fake film and will only give the part to the ladies who are willing to...
View ArticleNetflix Picks: Happy Fucking Vernal Equinox!
Yay, it's officially spring today! You gonna go outside and feel the warmth and balance some eggs? Nope, it's cold out there. Instead, you're going to stay inside and get excited for all that spring...
View ArticleGermany’s Version Of “Lake Placid” Is As Booby As Ours!
The "Lake Placid" franchise has brought us ample boobage over the years, and we were saddened when the latest straight-to-DVD release was titled "Lake Placid: The Final Chapter" (although the word...
View ArticleMountain, Boob, Whatever, Climb That Thing!
Everybody wants to conquer K2, the second-highest mountain on Earth, but nobody bothers to explain why. Do they want fame? Do they want to feel powerful? Do they think it'll get them laid? Those don't...
View ArticleValentina Cervi Doesn’t Need “True Blood” To Be Sexy
Salome Agrippa was killed (or re-killed? extra-killed?) before the end of the last season of "True Blood," so we no longer get to see the master seductress at work on HBO. Fortunately, the actress who...
View Article“Somebody Up There Likes” Boobs In Their Indie Comedies
For a second, we thought somebody spliced topless footage of Jess Weixler and Kate Lyn Sheil into the 1956 Rocky Graziano biopic, "Somebody Up There Likes Me." That's not the case, but frankly, we're...
View Article“Cloud Atlas,” Starring Doona Bae As Yet Another Naked Perfect Being
What is it about Doona Bae that gets her tied to roles in which she plays inhuman beings who are disarmingly beautiful? She's played a young girl with deadly psychic powers, a blow-up doll who comes...
View ArticleElizabeth Masucci Drops Some Naked Knowledge On “Virgin Alexander”
We so thoroughly enjoyed seeing Elizabeth Masucci as a cheerful prostitute on "The Americans" that we thought it'd be fun to see her playing another hooker! This time, she's helping a lonely virgin...
View ArticleTake It To The Shower! No, Take It To The Bed!
We appreciate realistic portrayals of shower sex, especially ones that manage to show furious fucking along with responsibility. At some point, it becomes clear in the minds of these two that they...
View ArticleEmma Caulfield Learns The Stress Of Being Naked, Stoned, And Alone
You think it's going to be non-stop chillness marathon, and then you hear something, your body tenses up, you forget where you put your clothes and/or if there's a weapon nearby, you try to remember...
View ArticleNetflix Picks: Your Sexploitation Vacation
Remember the '70s? It seemed like every time we tried to go on holiday with our gal pals, some kooky calamity would happen and we'd end up babysitting for pervy parents, or get stuck in an all-girl...
View ArticleYou Can’t Have A “Summer Of Love” Without Exploratory Lesbian Action
If you want to flee to the country and spend your days sunbathing, picking flowers, and swimming in the stream, that's perfectly fine. But if you're going to call your excursion "My Summer of Love,"...
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