Sex In Garages: Why Don’t We Do It More?

Maybe you have too many boxes and dirty tools and overturned cans of paint in your garage, but for the rest of us who tend to keep things tidy, the garage seems like a groovy place to screw. Throw a mattress in there with some blankets and you can pretend you and your significant other are trying to stealthily lose your virginities to each other away from the eyes and ears of strict parents. Does anybody else think that's kind of hot?